Throughout the month, I'm going to be posting some of the short horror stories I've had sitting in my submissions drawer. Some of them, I'm pretty pleased with. Some of them, I'll call them "experiments." Either way, since this season is about confronting fears, I'll be confronting a fear I have of making my fiction writing available to the public.
This story is written in the form of the most recent email in a conversation that's currently sitting in your inbox. Take some time to sort it all out.
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From: untitled_@hrblck.com
Sent: Today, 9:57 PM
To: Maurice Walzinger
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
CONGRATULATIONS Mensonsrealty!
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[/+\_/+\]
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From: Walzinger, Maurice
Sent: Today, 8:56 PM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
...ewaiufpewaupfeu092183!@)(*)#*! *!)(@
From: Walzinger, Maurice
Sent: Today, 8:49 PM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
PLZ TELL ME YOU GUYS ARE JUST MESSING WITH ME
From: untitled_@hrblck.com
Sent: Today, 8:45 pm
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
[/+\_/+\]
From: Walzinger, Maurice
Sent: Today, 8:39 PM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
WHOEVER'S DOING THAT STOP IT
From: Walzinger, Maurice
Sent: Today, 8:39 PM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
PLEASE ANSWER ME
From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <mailer-daemon@mensonrealty.com>
Sent: Today, 8:28 AM
To: Maurice Walzinger
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Error: User <emacintosh@mensonrealty.com> not found
From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <mailer-daemon@mensonrealty.com>
Sent: Today, 8:28 AM
To: Maurice Walzinger
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Error: User <crichaleu@mensonrealty.com> not found
From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <mailer-daemon@mensonrealty.com>
Sent: Today, 8:28 AM
To: Maurice Walzinger
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Error: User <dtorres2@mensonrealty.com> not found
From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <mailer-daemon@mensonrealty.com>
Sent: Today, 8:28 AM
To: Maurice Walzinger
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Error: User <sbarker@mensonrealty.com> not found
From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <mailer-daemon@mensonrealty.com>
Sent: Today, 8:28 AM
To: Maurice Walzinger
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Error: User <cemberton@mensonrealty.com> not found
From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <mailer-daemon@mensonrealty.com>
Sent: Today, 8:28 AM
To: Maurice Walzinger
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Error: User <mtowers@mensonrealty.com> not found
From: Walzinger, Maurice
Sent: Today, 8:28 PM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Okay can someone plz pick up their phone or email me back Im seriously gonna freak
From: Walzinger, Maurice
Sent: Today, 8:11 PM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Guyyyyyyyys?
From: Walzinger, Maurice
Sent: Today, 8:09 PM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
...Guys?
From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <mailer-daemon@mensonrealty.com>
Sent: Today, 8:07 AM
To: Maurice Walzinger
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Error: User <emacintosh@mensonrealty.com> not found
From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <mailer-daemon@mensonrealty.com>
Sent: Today, 8:07 AM
To: Maurice Walzinger
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Error: User <crichaleu@mensonrealty.com> not found
From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <mailer-daemon@mensonrealty.com>
Sent: Today, 8:07 AM
To: Maurice Walzinger
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Error: User <dtorres2@mensonrealty.com> not found
From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <mailer-daemon@mensonrealty.com>
Sent: Today, 8:07 AM
To: Maurice Walzinger
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Error: User <sbarker@mensonrealty.com> not found
From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <mailer-daemon@mensonrealty.com>
Sent: Today, 8:07 AM
To: Maurice Walzinger
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Error: User <cemberton@mensonrealty.com> not found
From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <mailer-daemon@mensonrealty.com>
Sent: Today, 8:07 AM
To: Maurice Walzinger
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Error: User <mtowers@mensonrealty.com> not found
From: Walzinger, Maurice
Sent: Today, 8:07 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Hahaha you guys really committed to this well done
*applause*
From: untitled_@hrblck.com
Sent: Yesterday, 10:26 PM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
[/+\_/+\]
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 10:25 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
CRAIG!?!??!?!?!
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 10:23 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Nobody's picking up in IT!!! What are we gonna do?!!?
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 10:22 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
WTF I tried forwarding it and I got a popup from IT. They put some kind of blocker up. I'm gonna call them.
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 10:19 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
I called the police already, but we have to forward that email because I think something bad is happening.
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 10:18 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 10:18 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
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From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 10:18 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
What?!?!!?!?!?!?"
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 10:17 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Craig, something really bad is happening. I'm sending a picture from my phone
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 10:11 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Server issues don't affect our phones!
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 10:10 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Okay, thanks
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 10:09 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Crystal lives across the street from me. I'll go over and tell her to check her email. Wonder if we're having server issues.
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 10:08 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
I swear to god, I'm not joking. I can't reach Crystal or Dani by email or by phone.
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 10:07 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Very funny, Craig.
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 10:07 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Elsa, I'm kind of freaking out right now. I was just on the phone with Dani when all of a sudden this loud whining noise started blaring and when it stopped she was off the phone. I keep trying to call her back and it goes to voicemail. Idk what's going on.
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 10:05 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Anybody have Sharon's #? She's supposed to start our team's meeting. We can't get into Zoom.
From: Dani Torres
Sent: Yesterday, 10:03 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
sure
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 10:02 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Dani, maybe you know the answer. Okay if I call you real quick?
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 9:55 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
I just called her too, no answer. On break, maybe?
From: Dani Torres
Sent: Yesterday, 9:55 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
omg dont joke
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 9:55 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Weird...maybe Maury's email demon got her
From: Dani Torres
Sent: Yesterday, 9:55 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
ive called her three times no response :o
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 9:51 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Thanks Dani
From: Dani Torres
Sent: Yesterday, 9:53 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
i have it ill call her :)
give me one sec
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 9:51 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Does anybody have Crystal's #? She's not replying to my emails and I have a question for her.
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 9:46 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Told you!
From: Dani Torres
Sent: Yesterday, 9:45 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
btw craig u were right i watched some clip of that troll movie and it the worst thing i ever saw
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 9:40 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
LOL sorry everyone, I had to! I just found it!
From: Dani Torres
Sent: Yesterday, 9:39 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
u dont want to >:(
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 9:38 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Still can't see it!
From: Dani Torres
Sent: Yesterday, 9:37 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
THAT ONE WA S EVEN WORSE D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
craig it is gonna come for you next if you keep sending that stuff
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 9:36 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
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From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 9:35 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
I'm genuinely surprised Sharon hasn't called me a stupid clown. :)
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 9:34 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Haha sorry, couldn't resist.
From: Emberton, Crystal
Sent: Yesterday, 9:34 AM
To: Mark Towers; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
No, you don't. It's like something out of my nightmares.
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 9:34 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
LOL I wish I could see it. Sounds hilarious.
From: Dani Torres
Sent: Yesterday, 9:33 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
THAT SCARED ME SO BAD D: D: D: D:
where did you even get that craig ??
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 9:33 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
It's a gif of the spider walk scene from the Exorcist with pee Wee Herman's face.
From: Emberton, Crystal
Sent: Yesterday, 9:31 AM
To: Mark Towers; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
I hate you, Craig.
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 9:31 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Can't see it, Craig. :(
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 9:30 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
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From: Dani Torres
Sent: Yesterday, 9:28 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
maurys off today its his moms birthday
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 9:25 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Okay, I read Maury's email. Crystal, you're right that he shouldn't be forwarding stuff like that during work hours, but it was the end of the day, it doesn't seem like a security issue, and he clearly doesn't take it seriously. I think we can all just chill out and move on. Has anyone talked to Maury?
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 9:25 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Dunno what us being boys has to do with it. Sharon was okay with it too.
From: Emberton, Crystal
Sent: Yesterday, 9:24 AM
To: Mark Towers; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Maury forwarded a spam email. All the boys seem fine with it. Wonder if it's a little game they're playing. Very sus.
From: Macintosh, Elsa
Sent: Yesterday, 9:21 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
I'm only 20 minutes late and my inbox is already stuffed. Could somebody maybe just summarize what's going on? Maybe in three words?
From: Emberton, Crystal
Sent: Yesterday, 9:21 AM
To: Mark Towers; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
I notice all of the guys in this thread are totally fine with spreading threatening spam emails. Wonder what the common denominator is?
From: Torres, Dani
Sent: Yesterday, 9:20 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
*murder :P
From: Torres, Dani
Sent: Yesterday, 9:20 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
it must want to murdr him
From: Barker, Sharon
Sent: Yesterday, 9:19 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Yeah, that's true. Still shouldn't be sending that stuff on the job tho!
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 9:19 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
ROFL at Mark's 2003 comment. Come on, Crystal, there's not even a link or an attachment or anything. He just wanted us to laugh at it.
From: Torres, Dani
Sent: Yesterday, 9:06 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
0_0 MAURY WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT THATS SO CREEPY
From: Emberton, Crystal
Sent: Yesterday, 9:06 AM
To: Mark Towers; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Maury's creepy email. Read the whole thread. IT says if you have issues forwarding any emails today, you can thank Maury. Thanks, Maury.
From: Barker, Sharon
Sent: Yesterday, 9:06 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Creepy chain email.
From: Richaleu, Craig
Sent: Yesterday, 9:05 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Um, what's Mark talking about?
From: Torres, Dani
Sent: Yesterday, 9:03 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
;) accounts drools
From: Towers, Mark
Sent: Yesterday, 9:01 AM
To: Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Hours almost up. If u dont hear from me again today guess u know the curse is real ;P
From: Emberton, Crystal
Sent: Yesterday, 9:00 AM
To: Mark Towers; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Accounts rules. Realtors drool.
From: Torres, Dani
Sent: Yesterday, 8:59 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
i check my mail first thing in the morning and there's already drama haha you accounts folx with your early start times ;)
From: Towers, Mark
Sent: Yesterday, 8:52 AM
To: Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
IT can do that? That's some 1984 bs. PS if Maury gets fired over this I'm gonna be really mad at you Crystal
From: Emberton, Crystal
Sent: Yesterday, 8:47 AM
To: Mark Towers; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Just heard back from IT. Anyone tries to forward that again, the server will block it and your account will be flagged. Let this be a warning.
From: Emberton, Crystal
Sent: Yesterday, 8:46 AM
To: Mark Towers; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Sharon, Maury isn't going to get into huge trouble, but come on. I checked the company handbook and we're already on thin ice with all the non-work-related emails we're sending. Sending chain emails is DEFINITELY NOT okay.
From: Emberton, Crystal
Sent: Yesterday, 8:45 AM
To: Mark Towers; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
First, don't ever tell me to chill out, Mark. Second, I've been fine with you guys using your work emails for friendly conversation, but sharing spam is going too far.
From: Barker, Sharon
Sent: Yesterday, 8:12 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
I didn't want Maurice to get in trouble! I just thought he should let IT know it got to his inbox...Sorry, Maury.
From: Towers, Mark
Sent: Yesterday, 8:37 AM
To: Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Chill out, Crystal, its just a joke
From: Emberton, Crystal
Sent: Yesterday, 8:35 AM
To: Mark Towers; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Maury, you can't send this crap on the office server. I sent this to IT.
From: Barker, Sharon
Sent: Yesterday, 8:22 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Hey Maury, shouldn't you report this to IT? It should have gone to spam.
From: Barker, Sharon
Sent: Yesterday, 8:20 AM
To: Mark Towers; Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
I used to see those on message boards. I sent a bunch of these to my sister one time. It scared the bejeesus out of her. Funny how they're making a comeback.
From: Towers, Mark
Sent: Yesterday, 8:02 AM
To: Crystal Emberton; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Anyone else think its funny that we say out of the office when we're working from home haha
From: Walzinger, Maurice
Sent: Yesterday, 8:04 AM
To: Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Mark Towers; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Auto Reply: I will be out of the office on Tuesday, April 22. If this is an urgent message, please contact my supervisor, Crystal Emberton, at cemberton@mensonrealty.com. I will be back in the office on Wednesday, April 22.
From: Towers, Mark
Sent: Yesterday, 8:02 AM
To: Crystal Emberton; Elsa Macintosh; Maurice Walzinger; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
LOL what is this, 2003?
From: Walzinger, Maurice
Sent: 2 days ago, 5:49 PM
To: Crystal Emberton; Sharon Barker; Elsa Macintosh; Mark Towers; Craig Richaleu; Dani Torres
Subject: FW: Been a while since I got a spooooooky chain mail
Haha I get this right before I clock out how creepy :P
From: untitled_@hrblck.com
Sent: 2 days ago, 5:46 PM
To: Walzinger, Maurice [mwalzinger@mensonrealty.com]
Subject: Important update for your account!
Hi Mensonsrealty,
The serpent is loose, the moon is out of place, the blood in the water runs thick. Now that you have read this, you have one hour to forward this email to six of your contacts. If you fail to do so, the nameless one will find you.
[/+\_/+\]
Lazaba
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